thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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