Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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