some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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