forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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