I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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