You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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