Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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