Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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