I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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