yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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