it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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