I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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