what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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