I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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