I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
