Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I love having hate sex.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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