yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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