are you still at the devil's house?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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