sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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