K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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