the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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