She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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