coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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