Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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