i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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