thus making me awesome and them whores
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Houston, we have a squirter
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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