i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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