Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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