if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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