I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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