Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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