dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
