just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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