We're like a lot better than the average bears
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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