Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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