Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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