shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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