Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
True college students do jello shots in the library
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
