David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Let's get the cat blown out
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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