dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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