god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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