I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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