his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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