question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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