I just made out with a guy for $7.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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