Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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