You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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