She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he was CRYING into my vagina
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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