Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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