me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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