I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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